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Thursday, April 20th, 2006
8:10 pm
23% Intellectual, 64% Impetuous, and 58% Trusting
Oh dear, you are probably quite pleased with this result and you really shouldn't be. You are an unreflective hothead, always following your heart in mad pursuit of what you want without caring in the least that you are getting yourself into all kinds of trouble. Quick to love, quick to hate, you make all of your decisions on instinct and are quite proud of that fact. But then it comes as a surprise to you when things blow up in your face. On the off chance you're not already aware of what life holds in store for you, read this for a quick reminder...

Your Intellectual score was low because you never use what little good sense you've been given. Every decision is made from and out of pure emotion and even though you know this you don't care. In fact, you are actually quite proud of the fact that emotion and instinct are your guiding principles and openly scoff at people who use their heads: "overthinking" you call it...but notice how much more stable their lives are...

To make matters worse, you also scored high for Impetuous: so not only do you allow your emotions to guide you, you make these decisions in a moment. You rarely learn from your mistakes.

Finally, you are Trusting of others to the point of child-like naivete. You give your heart and faith to people instantly and passionately and never really think for a moment that this trust might be misplaced. Authority figures have a tremendous sway over you and you rarely question their opinions.

If you are ever going to get out of the scrapes that you keep getting into you are going to have to stop thinking that there's something wonderfully romantic about making snap decisions based purely on instinct and emotion. It is good that you find it easy to trust people and confide in them, because you are going to need a lot of help from your friends if you are going to survive. Before deciding on a dangerous course of action, seek out solid advice from people a bit more reflective than yourself -- and get that advice from more than one person so you can compare and decide amongst the best courses of action: don't just go with the opinion of the first authority figure you ask.

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Link: The Shakespearean Tragic Hero Test written by Fordim on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006
10:14 am - Inspired by raeeka
Good memories. These are just a random selection off the top of my head, there must be many more!

Working with Hannah on "Beans" and loving every moment.

On that note, smelling the mole brigade and poking them in the eye.

Watching the sun set in Cyprus last year and marvelling for the millionth time how amazingly quickly it sank past the horizon.

Going to the Turtle Bar in Corfu with five crazy amigos to sample the local "Pink Pussy" and get Claire's hand kissed by the over-enthusiastic barman who kept trying to ply us with the local Ouzo.

When Sarah stayed over and we invented "No, Sue, you're a retard!" and "June is in the freezer!" and other Foodhall assorted amusements.

The way Sarah always makes the Foodhall so funny.

When me and Clairey made our cookery masterpieces in Year 10 and 11, choux pastry "Twiglets", the penis in a roll "Banana Roulade", gelatine and fish stuck to the bottom of the pan etc.

When me and Machin were at Andy's for some reason and I accidently (seriously!) downloaded scat porn and we invented the Two Bellends in Music picture.

When our house decided we should Christen the place by doing a drinking game in every room, which resulted in a broken glass that is probably still behind someone's bed in fragments, and a massive hangover the next morning. DIZZZAAAAAYYYY!!!

When we played Twister for me and Adam's birthday celebrations and it all ended up going arse over tit (literally).

Inflating a condom with water and throwing out of a top floor balcony for kicks in the first year, filming it, almost dropping the camera and having hysterics.

Long chats with Kat last year.

Going to Alex's room to watch Look Around You.

"Starring" in a dance video with other Alex and getting a one second clip of us in the background, despite hours of filming.

The night I went to other Alex's room and Whirlwind Lucinda was there, mental Oriental as hell and trying out sex positions on us all.

When Sarah came to uni and I burst in on her shouting "MUMPSY!!!" which nearly made her have an epi.

Seeing my Mum and Dad and family for the first time in eleven weeks last Christmas holidays.

Writing little articles which only made my Grandma laugh.

My Grandma's letters and stories.

Going round to my Grandma and Grandpa's house.

Basically, my Grandma and Grandpa kick ass.

...and many more. (to be continued).

current mood: calm
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Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
10:52 pm - Boring Update #459058896
My room still smells of curry and farts. I am NOT a boy. And I don't fart (much). So WHY does my room smell like a gimp with only one X Chromosome has been rolling in curry powder and exerting his flatulence in the general milieu? Mmmm... excuse to use the word 'milieu' just left me with a pleasant English Geek feeling.


1) Revision. Snore. Nobody cares. Next!

2) Constant tidying and hoovering.

3) Waiting for the Pharrell album to come out so I can dance around to cheesy R'n'B crap.

4) Ummm... hating my job. What's new?

Hope y'all are sexalicious as always.


current mood: calm
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Thursday, September 8th, 2005
2:19 pm - Alriiiiight!
Cyprus 2005 and Andy's ShindigCollapse )


current mood: calm
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Monday, August 8th, 2005
11:47 am - Party Time People
Hello people. I am so crap at keeping up with this thing when there's no work to avoid. So, instead of regailing you with life tales you know anyway, I am going to post pics of THE social event of this summer: The Acred House Party (tm) August 2005. Enjoy, and feel enriched.

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current mood: crazy
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Saturday, June 18th, 2005
7:26 pm - Yeah man
English Genius
You scored 92% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 93% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.

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You scored higher than 64% on Intermediate

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You scored higher than 58% on Advanced

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You scored higher than 93% on Expert
Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid

current mood: indifferent
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Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
2:24 pm
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Friday, September 17th, 2004
8:24 pm - Nostalgia FM
Just wearing my pimp hat and wondering: Where did the time go?

And why the hell didn't I appreciate the time more when it was here? I've gotta go out now, another official goodbye ceremony *boccherini*, elaborations later.

As Ms Bedingfield once said "There's no other way to better say: I love you I love you I love you I love you!"

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Sunday, September 12th, 2004
9:36 pm - WootenGIMPS
OK, I'm totally shattered and I have lots to LJ about so I'll probably do a proper hardcore ass mofo one tomorrow about today and tomorrow's events!

End of very dull entry!

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Monday, September 6th, 2004
8:47 pm - Mythical Beasts

You are the most universal mythical beast ever. Sightings of the unicorn have been reported from all over the world, even in modern times. Unicorns are pure and incorruptible. In China, unicorns symbolized gentleness, good will, and wisdom. Christianity links the unicorn with Christ. It is said that unicorns would only allow virgin girls to see them, let alone touch them. They were easily lured into fatal ambushes by a virgin with some poachers waiting for the unicorn in nearby bushes. A unicorn's horn was a highly prized possession, which was reputed to have great healing capabilities. With the touch of its horn, a unicorn could bring back a person who had been dead for several hours. But when separated from the unicorn's body, the magic was significantly reduced. The unicorn had the body of a horse, a unique spiraling horn, and a lion's tail. They were pure white in color.

What mythical beast best represents you? Take the quiz!

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Sunday, September 5th, 2004
7:38 pm - OK OK OK OK OK OK... breathe


Laz xxx
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Saturday, September 4th, 2004
7:58 pm - SHAZAM!
Just because youre profane doesnt mean youre not
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7:55 pm - OOOOH GUVNOR!

Jolly good, wot! Anyone for tennis? That'll be ten ponies, guv. You're the epitome of everything that is english. Yey :) Hoist that Union Jack!

How British are you?

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Laz and Holly and Roy and MAZ


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Wednesday, August 18th, 2004
8:54 pm - Mwah

What's Your Style? Find out @ She's Crafty

So that means I can't be arsed to look pretty basically :D.

Laz xxx
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Monday, August 16th, 2004
11:28 am - Fortune Cookie

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Sure ain't

Laz xxx
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Sunday, August 15th, 2004
9:10 pm - My only love sprung from my only hate, too early seen unknown and known too late

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Thursday, August 12th, 2004
11:36 pm
Oh yeah... and this young lady rules the world.

Go Bettie, go Bettie :D xxx
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Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
7:56 pm - *sings* Gimmie Some Loooove, Gimmie Some Skin *ends singing*
It's all gone so quickly.

Where the hell are the last 18 years of my life? I'm nine-fucking-teen in exactly one month and for some reason that depresses the hell out of me. I'm not one for getting old. Don't want to be old. It's not cuz its closer to death, its just further from all the good things that have happened. I can't really explain. I'm a bit of a fuck up at explaining things.
I've been working 9 hour days and today my other boss (apart from the infamous Jeff - oh good lord) told me that I was really appreciated and I was really good with the kids I look after and that made me bouncy for about an hour :D. Laz likes being told nice things she does. But on the flip side, I am so damn knackered! Ah well... means I sleep at night.

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Ohhhh and Hannah and Andy in particular: My wonderful and infamous cousin is on Blink FM 87.9 as a co presenter from 11am-1pm tomoz! HOW COOL IS THAT?! You must listen, because this is my only loose link to fame and fortune and it might be quite amusing as my cousin is... well... amusing. And he does DJing and is only 15 and is cleverer than me. He is also richer and more successful. Damn.

Laz xxx

current mood: discontent
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Sunday, August 8th, 2004
1:36 am - Presenting... HRH Roy Barnaby BSc, SSc , Naval Engineering Corps.

current mood: Roy Barnaby
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1:27 am - Another fine VentonGimps Specimen


It is the way.


LAZ the waz maz xxx
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